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Or actually…are YOU a wallaby?![/quote]

Now this kanga smear campaign all makes sense … one of the worst epithets in Aussie lingo is to be dismissed as a “Wally”.

I can see how this marginalization and minimization of a misunderstood mini-marsupials might mess with their minds -(Aussies love silly alliterations so please reply in kind).

Wake up Wiallabies and get a whiff of the gum trees … Fair crack of the whip fellas! [/quote]

Well wash my wellies and call me wow’d. The marginalizing of marsupials makes me madder than a proverbial hatter. Kookier than a kookaburra kissing a kilogram of keesters. I’m off to scarf some Victoria sponge and partake of a pavlova. PEACE. [/quote]

Bonza banter buddy! Please provide premium pavlova to the Texan visiting Australia - can’t wait to see what is bigger and better than my favorite dessert in Texas! Key lime pie comes pretty close …

A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says: “Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large.”

Then they walk around the ranch a little and the Aussie shows off his herd of cattle. The Texan immediately says: “We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows.”

The conversation has, meanwhile, almost died when the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field. He asks: “And what are those?”

The Aussie, fed up with the bragging, asks with an incredulous look: “Don’t you have any grasshoppers in Texas?”[/quote]

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