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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]I'll add the 40 year old grandmother who's bragging to us about how her kids all went to "top 25" universities and anyone who had BRUNCH in their 20s is a degenerate who doesn't know the meaning in their life.[/quote]

Brunch Grandma! Always one of my favorites.

Honestly I'd love to take her out to brunch sometime. She seems really unhappy, maybe a couple mimosas and some girl talk will help cheer her up. [/quote]

I'm 47, not 40. But I get it, you envision a teen mom, so you can snicker and briefly feel superior about your faux #GirlBoss lot in life. I hope you feel super sophisticated and bourgeois at your trendy brunch spots, never reflecting that you're only there to day drink as you try to drown out another boring and unfulfilled weekend and lack of purpose in your life. Well, aside from your cat or dog, of course. Post more pictures of it on social media, oblivious to the fact this is your maternal instincts yearning for an actual baby to carry on the species, to not be a genetic dead-end, to not die alone in a group home.[/quote]

LOL. I’m 35 and currently pregnant with my second. But nice guess :)[/quote]

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