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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]OP here again.

On the outdoor rug. I like our home. I think its nice. I had no idea that our outdoor Target rug that we got on sale last season with our 5% off red card was an indicator that we had arrived. Now that I now its a status symbol I 100% do not want any dogs pooping on it.

For clarity, aggressive cousin with the nippy dog is the one whose dog will eat through her bathroom wall if its left alone. Entitled aunt has a small teacup breed that is slightly larger than a hamster. I'm pretty sure that this is who the cat aunt was referring to about bringing it anyway. Apparently she did this to the cat aunt at cat aunt's house once. The cat is supposedly very big and a hunter. It ended up chasing the dog under the furniture and trying to attack it. The small dog peed everywhere but dog aunt blamed the cat for scaring the dog. These aunts do not get along anymore. Dog expert dude is DH's [b]grandmother's cousin's wife's husband. [/b]IMO, we are about as related and obligated to him as a random guy on the street.

There is no way that I am cancelling or giving in to MIL's flutters. I'm sure the dog people would love for the event to be moved so they win and everyone else loses. I'm not going to buy a post digger and sink concrete secured poles and chains in our yard for the dogs but thank you to the PP for the suggestion. DH's job is to answer the dog and send any dog violators home. He will have to check aunt's bags.

I don't mind boarding our dog. His doggie daycare/boarding place is better outfitted than our gym. He'll be fine. Its fun for the kids to have SIL/BIL and cousins stay with us. I also joke that it is the only reason our house gets really cleaned thoroughly so we're not put out accommodating niece's allergies. I suspect the major drama will be between MIL and SIL. MIL will be fretting the entire time about upsetting the obnoxious relatives. She'll start pushing SIL as to whether she is sure her daughter is allergic and allergies are so overblown these days. SIL will go ballistic.

On have I always known that they were crazy? Yes but I didn't realize how crazy some were until now. The more normal ones seem to let the crazies control everything. [/quote]

SO close, OP - but you have outed yourself as a troll, with the bolded.

But nicely done anyway.  [/quote]

NP.  No she didn't.  My husband's family is massive and [b]his grandmother's cousin's wife's husband was definitely at a recent funeral[/b].[/quote]

If you think about this for a few seconds, you'll realize it is both true and incredibly stupid.  [/quote]

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