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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Eddie Bauer[/quote][/quote]

You grew up in the age of Ivory girls and always admired that fresh-faced look (it dried your skin out and caused horrible flaking, which  you always assumed was due to the hard water from the well on your family farm).  These days you're more into Mary Kay, which seems kind of exclusive because you can only buy it if you *know* someone.  You don't dye your hair and like to tell people you're "rockin' the gray" but actually you just can't stomach the thought of plunking down $250 for a stinky toxic hair process that only lasts a few months and doesn't make you look any more fresh and natural than those old bars of Ivory soap did.  So you're, you know, *leaning in* to the whole aging thing, staring down the barrel of 50 with the same fierceness with which you used to wrangle ornery milk cows.  You don't wear makeup and take pried in that fact that dammit, you look like real woman and not some barbie doll, and anyway you're focused on more important things than looking pretty, like raising a family and chopping wood for the fireplace and making homemade Christmas cookies (you live in a townhouse in Reston and have a gas fireplace, but *inside* you're a badass wood chopping frontier woman and that's what counts).

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