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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Rebel (girl)
Legend (boy)[/quote]

You went to Clemson, but never felt like you fit in.  You met your husband in the parking lot of a Twin Peaks while you were on a road trip back to your 5 year reunion with your girlfriends. Obviously you know that the whole concept of Twin Peaks is gross and objectifying, but you were all getting punchy after hours in the car and the TP was right there, so you made a bet with your friend Meghan to pretend you were lesbians and the first person to get a the number of one of the servers would win. But then you were laughing so hard you almost peed your pants and ran out into the parking lot and straight (see what I did there) into your future DH. He's not just straight, he's also pretty straightlaced.  He provides security for you can't say who. You each think the other is super hot (smokin' he would say). Your biggest conflict, which almost broke you up, was over religion.  His family is super Catholic, and you believe in God, but not like that. Your compromise was that you would agree to do the classes, have a Church wedding (for his family), and raise the kids in the Church (whatever that means), but you got to name them.  You got a total kick out of the priest saying a blessing over little Rebel.[/quote]

This is brilliant and I actually know a couple with a meet-cute story not unlike this...[/quote]

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