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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]I expect the orders to turn out perfectly. Yes. If my child sold 87 boxes, I expect her to go deliver and collect money for 87 boxes. Damn fucking straight.[/quote]

There's really no reason to expect otherwise. It's Girl Scouts. They stand for principles like honesty, caring, fairness, consideration... Not cookie theft, screwing over neighbors, and gluttony. They're earning their cookie badges, [b]not their organized crime badges[/b]. What the OP's DH is doing, aside from screwing up a simple, straightforward, albeit time consuming task, it teaching his DD the opposite of what she should be learning from the cookie sale. 
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I can't believe this and the 'how your marriage personifies a GS cookie' threads didn't take off. Other badges to earn here?

-deliberate incompetence to be saved menial domestic chores badge (watch me do laundry so terribly that DW/Mom takes the chore away...)
-helpless rage self-immolation badge (watch me get so angry with my spouse over a cookie snafu, admittedly an annoying mistake as detailed--but not Grade A abuse, gambling addiction, chronic unemployment, etc.--that I explode in actual fire...)
-hilarious Cookie Mom outrage badge (don't come near me with your crazy ass mess, you ordered cookies, you pay up even if it's out of your child's piggy bank or college fund...)[/quote]

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