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[quote=Anonymous]“Sorry, son. Turns out I can’t come to your high school graduation.”

“Why?”

“My boss is an out-of-touch and cold hearted piece of work, who forced me to work instead of seeing you cross that stage. My boss also cannot compute basic arithmetic.”

“Wait, what do you mean your boss doesn’t know math?”

“‘Well, my boss cannot comprehend how a Millenial could be old enough to have a senior in high school. I was born in 1981, which makes me 42. You are 18 years old and the class of 2023. I gave birth to you when I was 24. So, you see how my boss is somehow a mix between Lumberg from Office Space and a troglodyte?”

“Yes, mom. I love you.”

Please note, in regards to the Millenial age range, researchers and popular media use the early 1980s as starting birth years and the mid-1990s to early 2000s as ending birth years, with the generation typically being defined as people born from 1981 to 1996. There’s some overlap of Gen X, Millenials, and Gen Z timeframes. It’s not a set-in-stone age range.[/quote]

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