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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]OP - I just got back from 4pm Xmas mass. I said a prayer for all the folks who died of Covid this year and their families. And of course I said a prayer to forgive the late Xmas card people and said a prayer they will be better people next year.

There you are forgiven. I figured the wives are probably on sofa in sweatpants binge watching America’s Next Top Model covered in Cheeto Dust with orange fingers while their inbred husband is in basement playing video games and jerking off. Xmas time at the trailer park gonna be good times Daddy stole us a new TV!

Let’s hope Uber Eats comes in time with their KFC chicken dinner. Sure they are stiffing driver on tip but at least can use our Xmas cards to wipe their greasy chicken fingers

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We skipped cards this year and I gotta admit the middle paragraph, while wrong in the details, isn't entirely wrong in the imagination of what ive been doing with myself after my kids have finally gone to sleep, we've cleaned the kitchen and done the laundry, etc etc. At that point it's 10 PM and i do enjoy Netflix and sweats. Thank you for your prayers! [/quote]

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