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[quote=Anonymous]I remember this thread, she decided to delay the ham’s return, but as it got closer to xmas the neighbor showed up T her house and demanded his ham.

She tried to shut the door in his Face, but he was quick and wedged his foot into the door frame.

He said ... lady stop being a jerk.... and just give me the ham it’s for me and my fam...your tactics work... deliver my ham or I’m calling the Man... this is not right and I don’t want to fight. Just go get my ham .... now go on, scram, scram.... so she went to the kitchen and pulled out a knife...gave him a choice the ham or his life... She slid slowly towards him with her dagger well hid ....  just like a badger ... she was itching to fight so with a low growl she lunged right toward him and gave him a fright... she cut off his finger and slapped hard him twice ...as he flew out the doorway she cackled good night . . .next thing she knew he was out if her sight... so into the kitchen she went with said knife....pulled out the damned ham and cut off a slice.

Or maybe she just gave him the ham and my stories a sham...  [/quote]

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