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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]So here are the levels of bad for parents....
1. If you are on this site you are not innocent
2. If your DC is older than 10 and you feel the need to watch every practice you are on your way.
3. Now you have written a post on this site.  
4. You went and watched a kids game that your child did not play in to check out how the team plays to see if you may want to move DC there.
5. You posted on this site critiquing / criticizing a coach or player from another club who did something you disliked in a game against you.
6. You stay after to watch other age groups of  your club or other teams not associated with your club but coached by your DC's coach.
7. You start plotting with other parents about how to leave the  club you are at and / or replace the coach.
8. If you are not on the top team you pick three of four kids on the top team you think y our kid is better than. If you  are on the top team you start picking two or three other teams in the area that are also top teams and either (a. if you are winning tell everyone how bad they are or b. if you are losing tell everyone how well your dc would do there) 
9. Booted at a game for yelling at the ref, other teams parents or your coach.
10. Booted at a game for fighting with parents of children on your team. [/quote]

Number 1 is my favorite! Everyone on this site pretending they aren’t gossips and aren’t the ones who sit around and think/breath soccer drama all day long. Why you on this thing then? Don’t think it’s to get brilliant insight to some magical unanswered soccer question. Just admit to yourself that you are a gossip who is insecure about your child’s placement on whatever team your child is on and you love all the bashing because it makes you feel better about your pathetic gossip lives. If you are on DCU I would almost bet you are the type who; 
1. Only has soccer parents as “Friends”  (Using that term loosely considering if your children weren’t on the same team you know you wouldn’t talk anymore) 
2. When the games done and your child doesn’t perform you must call your soccer friends to gossip or go out to eat with them and then only talk about soccer
3. At least three times a week talk badly about the coach
4. At least twice a week talk badly about the other kids on the team
5. Talk badly about other soccer moms or dads that are your friends that you’re feeling insecure about
6. Pretend that you’re not on DCU but you literally sit here and watch for the good gossip day in and day out
7. Blames everything on the coach and thinks the coach should be the savior for your child’s and abilities to play soccer the correct way
8. Complains about EVERYTHING
9. Once you gain knowledge you must call the next soccer “friend” you know to “secretly” gossip the information away so you feel in-control and important 
10. You come on DCU to bash because you are to fake to do it in person

Everyone on here is pathetic gossip that obviously includes me since I am on it now.  Snakes in the grass. Get of this thing and start building meaningful relationships that don’t consist around gossip and soccer. 
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