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[quote=Anonymous]I was knee deep in treating a patient with a bad case of meth mites and trying to google his tattoos to know if he was down with Snoop Dogg or Biggie for small talk. Ya know, keep it it real. He had just told me his mom was a WOHM who didn’t stay home with him when he had 2 weeks of bad viral pneumonia “because I was just sleeping.” Poor kid.

Anyways, my pager went off and it was a series of trophy emojis followed by 2 yoga pose emojis, as I instructed my husband to do for good news that made breaking a sterile field necessary.

I threw caution and  hygiene out, and probably some Hep B onto, the procedure room phone and made the call.

My husband answered “diddly diddly do” in his best Ned Flanders voice and it was then that I knew, I really knew, that those Gymboree classes and breastfeeding equally on both sides for no more than 4 minutes, in addition to getting him a cell phone at exactly 13 years and 6 months had paid off.

Meth mites aren’t that big of a deal. Big 3 is.
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