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[quote=Anonymous]
How that would go in my parents house:

[b][i]I am come in the house carrying the cooler[/i]
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Mom:  Taylor, what is that?
Me:  Oh just some food I brought in case we get hungry
Mom:   Oh I have plenty of food you won't be hungry.   But go ahead and unpcack it, there's room in the fridge.
Me:  Well we were just going to keep in the bedroom with us.
Mom:   No!  No food in the bedroom!   I don't want to get ants!
Me:  But mom...
Mom:  My house!  My rules!   Food in the bedroom will attract rodents!

So then we are required to keep the food in the kitchen.  And then during the long compulsory fasting period between 7 am and 7 pm the kitchen is guarded by mom who will flip out if you try to get a snack--from her stash or yours.
And then there is a fight.
And you leave and spend the next few days in a hotel.[/quote]

[/b]Keep the cooler in your car during winter, use dry ice, make trips to the car to get a fav teddy bear, a forgotten diaper bag, a forgotten phone charger, a forgotten pair of shoes. Witch ear trip smuggle on your person. Be sure to include kids on the smuggling situation and ensure they will keep quiet and not snitch.[b][/quote]

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