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[quote=Anonymous]This thread always busts me up because (true story) when I found out I was literally drinking a can of Red Bull and eating a bag of Fritos at my desk, and I had just noticed that crumbs all over the front of the sweatshirt and ripped (not in a cool way) jeans I had worn to work that day. I still don't know how he got in. Since then I've found we have little in common with the other parents at our Big 3. Sure we have a maid, but just the kind who cleans, not the kind I can beat or have sex with. It's kind of embarrassing, to be honest. And speaking of sex, the last 5 or 6 times I did it, it was with my WIFE -- crazy, right? That's what POOR people do! And sure I snort coke daily, but at least half the time I have to do it off my desk (because I have to work to survive -- such shame!), whereas our Big 3 peer group would never do it anywhere except off the ass of a (preferably virgin) whore. That's CLASS.[/quote]
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