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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Ok, here's one that I see more on the listserv than the forum but anyway:

How should I organize my child's books? Some are big, some are small. Some are red, some are blue. Do I put the blues ones together? The big and red ones together? Do I keep them on a bookshelf? In a bin?  What do people do?  I just don't know how to handle this...[/quote]

You are a racist. I can't believe you would even think of organizing them by color in this day and age.[/quote]

I am far from a racist. I mean, really, my nanny is Mexican and my housekeeper is Thai. As in she's from Taiwan.[/quote]

You have a MEXICAN nanny!  Where can I get on of those?[/quote]

at a swinger's club. obviously. swingers are people too![/quote]

Picking up a MEXICAN nanny, in a swingers club is so IMMORAL.  I am sick and teary eyed just writing this.

I found mine at the Whole Foods on River Road.  I hope the two new Whole Foods on Wisconsin Avenue, you know the one by the Rodeo Drive of Washington in Chevy Chase, and the one in Bethesda, also have a good selection of nannies.  OMG.  Is that one actually on Wisconsin Ave. at the point where it turns into Rockville Pike?  Does that mean it will be in ROCKVILLE.  Oh well.  You win some and you lose some.[/quote]

If you picked up your Mexican Nanny at Whole Foods, I am sure you are over paying.  My rule of thumb is I won't hire anyone who can actually afford food on their own.

I picked up my gardener, maid, and nanny all in one fell swoop, and it was pretty easy.  I flew down to Phoenix, and rented a huge cargo van.  I then drove to Douglass, and waited on our side of the boarder.  Some point around 3am, my van filled up with people offering me cash to drive.  I took all their money, and dropped the ones (who weren't the pick of the litter, as their grammar was BAD) off at the bus, and called INS.    The way I figure it, they have about six more years of working 80hour work weeks, before they actually earn a wage.  They need to pay off all the travel expenses, gas is $4.00 a gallon now, and those cargo vans are guzzlers.[/quote]

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