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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Sophie
Justin[/quote]

You're Canadian.  And liberal.  Sooooooooooooooooooooooooo liberal that it hurts.  Like, literally -- Sophie held little Bobby from daycare in a chokehold because he said that his mommy and daddy support Donald Trump.  You later explained that she was being a "strong, independent womyn" at the ensuing parent-teacher conference to eye-rolls and deep sighs, but to your undying pride and joy.

You see, you and your husband have known Sophie and Justin Trudeau since you were a wee high-school sweetheart couple. You all were best friends and promised to name the children after one another.  Hence you (Ella-Grace) and your husband Xavier share names with the Trudeau kids.

You used to volunteer for NOW after moving to DC, where Xavier worked for SOME, but stopped when you had kids.  Now, you and your family enjoy the joys of all that Brookline has to offer, but will move into a small place in Shaw soon.  You're super excited and can't wait until your children start in DCPS -- it's public education all the way or go home.  You do practice what you preach politically, which makes people respect you.

Justin is a sensitive kid, who needs to express himself through drawing, making animal shadows and baby yoga.  Sophie is interested in kiddie Crossfit so that she can kick Bobby's butt some more from daycare for his "bad" ways; his parents have already arranged for him to transfer to a new daycare next week.  When she grows up, though, she'll work for the AEI and Justin will get a Ph.D. in English Literature and will teach at Wesleyan.[/quote]

*Brookland, not Brookline -- silly autocorrect[/quote]

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