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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Angus
Pippa
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Your husband is Scottish and you met him while studying abroad in London.  He really wanted to get out of the UK as fast as possible, but you are a super Anglophile and love anything English or Scottish. You tell people "your family" only drinks "a good cuppa tea" and loves to eat a "good fry-up" for breakfast on Sunday's, but the truth is that you down Starbucks whenever you're out of the house and secretly eat plain yoghurt (that's how you spell it) to maintain your figure. You're a lawyer for the DOJ. Your husband got his LLM at American and works for Homeland Security, deporting other immigrants that came here under less fortuitous circumstances. He feels terrible about this and hates his job, but you secretly voted for Romney and feel that they should follow the law and wait in line with everyone else. Your husband is desperate to leave his job, but you want to have a third and become a SAHM. When your first two were born, your husband pushed for names like Mason and Sophia. You put your foot down and insisted that their first and last names should match and he should honor his dead uncle Angus. Pippa was born before the Royal Wedding, but you had known about Pippa Middleton long before then due to your habit of reading the Daily Mail. If you have third child you're considering Georgiana or Benedict. [/quote]

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