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[quote=Anonymous]I'm a dog, and while it's generally true nobody knows you are a dog on the Internet, I'm going to make an exception and out myself to respond to this drivel. Typically cat-fancier propaganda. We do NOT eat our own poop. Yes, we will sometimes roll in the poop of non-predatory creatures, but that's because it deceives our prey. Cats are not sufficiently evolved to use such deceptions.

The part about us having bigger dicks than cats is true, however.

[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]I married a Korean bobcat (well, technically an Asian Leopard Cat), and although our marriage is great, he's not very well endowed. I try to tell myself that it doesn't matter, but I find myself what big cats of other nationalities might be like, you know, down there. Am I a monster?[/quote]

There's a chart (pay no attention to the inconsistencies in the "data", it's on the internet so it must be true!) that shows just which bobcat nationalities are the best endowed so you can plan a vacay sans spouse-cat.  Of course everyone knows dogs have bigger ones than cats, but they also eat their own poop.  [/quote][/quote]

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