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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]One staple of my youth that is so revolting now, but I LOOOVED back then: Steak Umm's
http://www.steakumm.com/steaks.htm

One staple of my college years that I think they discontinued: Uncle Ben's Rice Bowls.  I basically lived on those things.

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They still havebUncle Ben's rice bowls. I saw them at Giant.[/quote]

God, I loved Steak Umm's.  [/quote]

OMG, heaven on earth!

Recipe:

- dice a whole plain white onion
- dice a pound of plain white mushrooms
- turn up the heat to medium and put the skillet on
- go have a cigarette while it heats up, because you clearly don't care about your health
- decide that you're not politically correct enough to care that the above instructions will incur the wrath of whomever
- dissolve a half-stick of butter in a skillet
- throw in diced onions, stir for 10 minutes
- add diced mushrooms, stir for 20 minutes.
- turn up heat if you are impatient and want to see these suckers BROWN and CARMELIZE.
- add Steak-Umms and brown.
- toast a hoagie roll and smother with Steak-Umms, onions, mushrooms, and shredded cheese.
- enjoy your trip to heart attack city, but never admit your orgasmic travels[/quote]

Your random use of periods is funny, but this recipe is fucking hilarous. Come cook for me, please![/quote]

OK, I would slice the onions, not dice them. They caramelize better that way, especially if you remember to sprinkle the sugar on before browning.

I would substitute crumbled blue cheese for shredded cheese.

Is your cigarette regular or menthol?

Awesome recipe, you made me hungry![/quote]

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