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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]I have kept a baseball bat by my bed, but don't anymore. It's not a terrible idea, but it does occur to me that there are two types of people who might break into my house at night while I sleep... Burglar 1: stealthy and looking to steal things. Good luck, I haven't gotten anything to steal and the dog sleeps downstairs. Have fun. They're not going to come into my bedroom and wake me up, and if they did, they're not looking to get in a fight, they're going to flee before I can get a good swing in. They want my stuff, not me. Burglar 2: trying to kidnap me, my wife and children (for reasons unclear) or commit a terrible and random murder. Bat not going to stop them.[/quote] This is always what I figured. Burglar 1 will run off when the dog immediately starts barking and he realizes people are home. Burglar 2 is actually a murderous kidnapper psychopath who came with a gun and a plan and I’m screwed [/quote]
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