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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]It’s bizarre to me how attached some people immediately become to their arbitrarily assigned (or selected) seat for a one-time flight.  As if you have birth to that seat, or spent years lovingly designing it or hand-crafting it.

I assume it’s just a temporary psychotic reaction to the stress and dehumanization that is modern commercial air flight.[/quote]

I have a blood clotting disorder and am under medical orders to frequently get up to avoid blood clots, and to keep my legs stretched out. There is no way I’m risking a blood clot so you can sit next to your spouse. I will rebook flights until I get an economy plus or business/first aisle seat, and I absolutely do not care what your sob story is. My life is worth more to me than your whining. [/quote]

No one cares about your blot clotting sob story.  Just say “no” if someone asks if you will sit in a different aisle seat that exactly the same as your aisle seat and move in with your life.  [/quote]

Um, yes. That is what I do. I say no, like a normal person. Why are you so weird? [/quote]

You missed the critical next step which is “MOVE ON with your life”.  No one’s coming for your seat.  [/quote]

Um, do you interact with humans often? This is not a hard problem.

“Will you give up your aisle seat to take this middle seat ten rows back so I can sit next to my boyfriend?”

“No.”

Put headphones on, problem solved. Easy peasy. [/quote]

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