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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Seriously, a lot of the Janney men have had their penises stolen due to the recent rash of car glove box thefts in the area. It's nothing to laugh about.[/quote] Janney families, check your insurance coverage. Many policies do [b]not[/b] cover penises. This happened to my DH, and we were forced to go out of pocket (no pun intended) to obtain a replacement unit. I have repeatedly asked Norah to announce these thefts to the Janney community, to no avail.[/quote] We were sort of lucky when this happened to my DH recently, in that it had been tossed into a nearby bin. Fortunately, the trash collectors had not yet emptied the bins for the day! We were able to polish it up a bit and now it no longer bends to the left! I know some you will smile to yourselves and think: "Digging through trash bins for a 57 year old penis"? Never! Janney moms are resourceful AND thrifty if nothing else.[/quote]
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