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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]I'd seen this post and ignored it at first but was curious that it managed to go for so many pages.

I think the second ham should have also come to OP. That's what would happen in the Jerry Seinfeld version. And of course more hams . . . but then tripe as well.

I think in the movie the romance should involve OP and the ham company guy whose secular Jewish gf has decided to seek the roots of her faith and no longer wanted any association with a a guy with no religion who is in the ham business. She's also changing her phone number because she's tired of telling him they are done. It had been a nice relationship but he hasn't quite realized that it had always lacked smoke and honey. He sees repeated call attempts from OP and thinks it's his ex trying to repair things but he can't get through to OP. Meanwhile there is yet another irate email from the intended ham recipient, everyone else at the company is leaving early for xmas eve and the CEO tells him to fix the problem with ham recipient, because he's been mooning and brooding and performance not up to par. He drives out to OP's house since he can't call her. He gets lost in cul de sacs more than once so she offers to ride with him to the HR address. Which has an off vide because they are actually food industry spies who have been trying to reverse engineer the glaze (among other industrial espionage efforts), they figure it out and the bad people are busted and OP and the ham company guy donate the ham to an ecumenical faith based organization that feeds poor people and spend Christmas serving up sliced ham and turkey and True Meaning of Christmas and love ensue.

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I love you although you need a better name for ham company guy. He also must wear flannel at least occasionally. [/quote]

Also must wear LL Bean boots and a plaid scarf tied just so.  Hair must be parted on the side.  He will need  white chicklet teeth.[/quote]

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