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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]The "I don't drink alcohol and people just have water at parties but I can't swallow my food without something delicious to wash it down" poster.  I don't care if people drink but she was just so weird about the washing food down bit.[/quote]

This was one of the most fascinating and oddly frustrating threads of late. I relished every page.[/quote]

I'm the OP of the no alcohol/water thread and I still stand by my original assertion that there should be more than just water offered at dinner parties.  I'm having a big party this weekend, serving a nice dinner and here's what I'm offering as beverages (no alcohol):  water, lemonade, sparkling cranberry juice, and orange juice.[/quote]

I would think it was so weird if OJ was offered. [/quote]

Right? Who is drinking orange juice at a dinner party? [/quote]

I once worked a side job as a bartender at a private party for the WEIRDEST household I have ever encountered. Like it was almost Grey Gardens type shit in a dilapidated mansion with two old men living together as roommates.  I showed up and for the entire party the host had bought one 12 pack of Heineken, a half case of 3 buck Chuck, and 2 cartons of orange juice.

I told him that was definitely not going to be enough for everybody (they expected about 50-60 people) and asked if he wanted me to go to the store and get more drinks.  He said "no, I have some liquor somewhere," and came back with half a bottle of tequila and an armful of liqueurs and apertifs, then proceeded to mix them all together in a bowl with the orange juice and said "it's my signature drink."  Sure buddy... It was completely undrinkable.     [/quote]

That person posts here. Needs something delicious to wash down food. No water or wine. Something delicious. [/quote]

I don't know, this was a few years ago and I'd be shocked if both of those dudes haven't been killed by a stack of falling hoarded newspapers or a collapsed ceiling by now.  [/quote]

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