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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Ok this made me lol. From reddit:

I think everyone will end up happy!

I'm envisioning it playing out something like this:

Gerry desperately tries to rush the wedding BEFORE a complete picture of him emerges. Consequently, he isolates Theresa in a rural Italian village and away from mainstream American media until Jan 4th.

Once The GB perks are gone, Gerry will convince Theresa to stay in a "quaint" hostel until Jan 4 and take on a gig as a vineyard farm laborer to cover any leftover expenses. Theresa will have her moment of clarity while crying and stomping grapes, Lucy Ricardo-style. She runs away in the middle of the night.

Meanwhile, Leslie is killing it on DWTS! Sexy AF and burning the candle at both ends after rehearsals with Pete Davidson and his BDE, she nails that mirrorball trophy!

Back in Italy, penniless Theresa is desperately roaming the Italian countryside--Gerry has confiscated her credit cards, so HE gets to pay for their cheapo dinners. Theresa eventually stows away on a Greek freightliner. Once back in the states, she trauma bonds with Leslie, who sets her up with Machine Gun Kelly. Theresa takes the DWTS trophy the following year.

It all ends with a lavish double wedding for our beautiful cougars and their cubs! Addicted to the Italian tipping standard of 0%, Gerry refuses to ever leave.[/quote]

This is HILARIOUS.[/quote]

Omg.   I am dying of laughter.  Thanks for this PP!!!!![/quote]

Love it.

I think Leslie really would be great on DWTS and it would be way healthier for her than being the Golden Bachelorette. She’s got a dance background. Maybe she can leverage this into something more lucrative than posting stuff on Instagram.  [/quote]

Would love to see her on DWTS, but would also like to see her as the Golden Bachelorette. Being empowered to be the "picker" rather than "pickee" would work better for her. Her sweetness, fun, and energy with a group of bachelors would be really fun to watch.[/quote]

She's my choice for GB, too. I just feel that Ellen, Joan, or Faith would be more boring to watch. [/quote]

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