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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Let me take a stab at recreating the 911 call...

[b]Operator[/b]:  911 what is your emergency
[b]Principle Heidi[/b]:  We found a deleted Microsoft form titled "Homophobic Hub Club" in the recycle bin of a student's Chromebook from 2-4 months ago.
[b]Operator[/b]:  Please describe the crime ma'am
[b]Principle Heidi[/b]:  Maybe you didn't hear me correctly, the child used the word "Homophobic" in the title of a club that he was thinking about starting!
[b]Operator[/b]:  And you say the suspect then deleted the club form?
[b]Principle Heidi[/b]:  Not until after he shared it with two of his friends.
[b]Operator[/b]:  So the said club was actually started?
[b]Principle Heidi[/b]:  No, like I said, it was deleted..... 4 months ago
[b]Operator[/b]:  Is the suspect currently in the school?
[b]Principle Heidi[/b]:  No, he is at the hospital visiting his friend who was choked unconscious on a school bus.
[b]Operator[/b]:  Wait, there was an assault that occurred on a school bus?  Should I send an officer to investigate?
[b]Principle Heidi[/b]:  Of course not.  Let's get back to the actual crime that took place - the deleted form with the word "Homophobic" in the title.  Can you confirm that this 12yo child will be charged as an adult?
[b]Operator[/b]:  We..... can't..... what?
[b]Principle Heidi[/b]:  Please hold one second..... Yes Trevor, please get a letter out to all the parents and make sure that a leaked copy makes it to the media..... boy, this is going to make me look like such a great leader
[b]Operator[/b]:  Hello... Ma'am....
[b]Principle Heidi[/b]:  Sorry.... sorry, I'm so excited.... I can't wait to tell all my friends about this....  When can I get an officer down here?  I secured the Chromebook in our evidence locker.
[b]Operator[/b]:  Evidence locker?
[b]Principle Heidi[/b]:  Actually, it's the empty locker in hallway 6 that hasn't worked since Timmy Chadwick's head got smashed into it.
[b]Operator[/b]:  What?  That sounds like a serious..... nevermind.... I know, back to the real crime.
[b]Principle Heidi[/b]:  I need an officer here NOW.
[b]Operator[/b]:  We can send an officer as soon as one is available.  Unfortunately, our budgets were cut.
[b]Principle Heidi[/b]:  Oh yea.... Sorry.... that might have been me.  I started a club in 2019 called "Defund Our Police Yesterday" (DOPY).  It was, like, so fun, we made t-shirts, met at TGI Fridays every Thursday (so ironic, right?).  Bottomless chili fries.... yummm. 
[b]Operator[/b]:  Ok, Ma'am.... an officer will be there soon.
&lt;click&gt;
[b]Operator[/b]:  This is dispatch... we have a code... umm... I don't think there is a code for this.  Please see Principle Heidi at Wood Middle School.  Apparently 4-months ago a 12yo child created a google form about a fake club with the word homophobic in the title, shared it with his friends for a cheap laugh and immediately deleted it.
[b]Officer[/b]:  &lt;facepalm&gt; 10-4

Your welcome!  &lt;wink&gt;
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I love the time and effort you put into this. [/quote]

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