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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]I looked at a lot of homes as was almost a hobby over 20 years. Maybe I saw 100 homes a year.

My favorite bad house had everything all in one. I looked as it was really cheap. Bank listed it directly. Had every bad thing possible 
1) mom was a chain smoker like three to four packs a day 20 years. It was overwhelming beyond belief and Sheetrock was black except behind pictures or coach as furniture was tossed and half front lawn. 
2) flag lot where it was a long narrow driveway and then 60x100 plot surrounded by four homes staring into house. 
3) super fixer upper 
4) get ready. Remember foreclosure so everything tossed. Well one room and the connected bathroom had centerfolds from playgirl magazine all over walls and doors and even ceiling. The disturbed adult son put the nude male center folks up. I asked why did bank not remove them aren’t they just glued on? I get that’s not glue guy jerked off and used his sperm to paste it in wall. Workers refused to touch it. My wife already choking from smoke ran out! [/quote]

Just wish your other hobby wasn't derailing threads.  But flag lot was a nice embellishment connecting back to previous posts.[/quote]

Is this the New York/New Jersey poster? The one with the anecdote about a woman showing up with a check to buy a house and said “get out of my house”?[/quote]

I don't remember that one, but probably.  There was a similarly incoherent yet embellished story in an AirBnB thread, others.[/quote]

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