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[quote=Anonymous]A genie offers a man three wishes and explains "Whatever you wish for, your ex-wife will get double." "I wish for a billion dollars." He instantly becomes a billionaire and across town his ex-wife gets two billion. "I wish to be extremely attractive." He becomes exceedingly handsome while his ex-wife becomes twice as beautiful. "And for your third wish?" the genie asks. The man thinks about it carefully and then replies "Scare me half to death." [/quote]
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