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[quote=Anonymous]Two dogs and a cat go to Heaven. They are brought before God. God asks the first dog why he should be allowed into Heaven. The dog says that he was loyal and protected his family including once stopping a robber from entering the house. God tells the dog he is good and that he can sit to God's left. God asks the second dog why he should be allowed into Heaven. The dog says that he was trained to help rescue people and once tracked down a hiker who was lost and brought them back to safety before they died. God tells the second dog that he is good and he can sit to God's right. God turns to the cat who says "I believe you're sitting in my chair."[/quote]
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