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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]I am having my 17th child and plan to throw myself a baby shower at the Four Seasons.  With all the planning that goes into such an event, I think that I will be way too pooped to take care of the thank you cards.  Do you think that it is tacky for me to ask the guests to include stamped self addressed envelopes with their gifts so that it will make it easier for my maid to send out thank you cards.

Thanks in advance for all of you wonderful advice.[/quote]

Why don't you just ask your guests to write their own thank you notes?  That's what I did.[/quote]

Could any Mrs. Simpson's graduates let us know what stationary would be appropriate for guest-written thank you notes?  [/quote]

Mrs. Simpson's is an Anti-Semetic Organization!  So you may want to offer your Jewish guests different stationary...[/quote]

Excellent point.  But I do have my black friend coming.  And that cute Asian family too.  Would they be offended if I just used "white" stationary?  Help![/quote]

Mrs. Simpson's graduate here and willing to guide you through this sticky wicket.

For the cute Asian family, may I ask if one of the parents is white?  That does seem to be quite the rage these days.  Pearl laced antique ivory stationary is exquisite and is the tonic to cure any Asian-Caucasian family etiquette issues.  For an all Asian family, you might consider the ecru stationary.  That should cover all but the darkest of the hues.  Whatever you decide, that cute Asian family (we are talking about only one family, are we not?) will feel welcome and will recognize your thoughfulness and hospitality.  No need to thank me.  Thank Mrs. Simpson.

For your black friend, I am afraid I can offer no advice as I have absolutely no experience there.

Ta Ta.

MRS. DC-MiddleburgM[/quote]

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