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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Finn and Evelyn (Evie).[/quote]

You are sensible people at heart, but each of you has a whimsical, playful side that manifests itself in unexpected ways.  Eagle-eyed observers will note that you don't have the traditional diamond solitaire but instead wear an antique Chinese gold ring inlaid with green jade.  Your children too are being raised in this minset. For instance, while you insist that they have to eat 2 balanced meals a day, you let them have anything they wish for breakfast.  A breakfast of Oreos and popiscles is perfectly fine by you.  So long as you have the bases covered, you don't fret about the rest.  Homework and chores done?  They are free to do as they please. This combination of parental firmness with a dab of child directed independence will serve you well, and they will grow up into fine, if unconventional adults.

Finn will grow up to be a country western singer whose debut album "Momma was Right About You" will go platinum.  Evie will get a job writing obituaries, from there she will go on to own most of the funeral parlors in the Hudson River Valley region.  With the kids settled in their careers, the two of you decided to follow your dreams and travel the world.  Since you knew you didn't want all the hassles of travel such as trying to hail cabs in foreign countries, you sensibly decided to live full-time on a Seabourne cruise ship.  You get to see the world and yet sleep in your very own bed every night, life couldn't be better.[/quote]

I don't know how many folks are writing these, but I hope some of you are writing professionally/seriously. Some of these are so very generous as well as hysterical.

Also, I hope that I meet you on the playground someday, and since it's after 4 we each pull a cocktail out of our makeshift kid bags, do the secret handshake, bypass mom dating, and become fast friends. [/quote]

We could skip the mom dating but I would still have to write your backstory[/quote]

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