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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Jacob
Elizabeth[/quote]

You and DH both have very unique names which you hate.  Your name starts with a Y and has a hyphen in it.  And your DH has a umlaut and an astrophe in it.  Your banking, school, and medical records all have weird and different name permutations listed.  You regularly receive other people's bills and medical procedures by accident.  This is why your appendix was removed during a routine tonsillectomy.

So when you were pregnant, the two of you looked back at your scarred childhoods devoid of personalized keychains and coffee mugs and vowed not to saddle your children with unpronunicable, unspellable name abominations.  You would name them Jacob and Elizabeth.

And so having bestowed upper-class, gender clear names on your much blessed progeny, they will lead perfect lives.  They will have 5.0 GPAs in high school, and will be captains of the football and cheerleading squads respectively.  They are also destinated to be voted homecoming king and queen (since they were born two years apart, it won't be at the same time which would be a bit icky).  Both of them will go on to become billionaires.  Alas, they will not heed your wisdom and will go on to name their kids after exotic zoo animals and alcoholic drinks.  Of the grandchildren, only Sam Adams won't require talk therapy.   
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