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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Alexander
Thomas[/quote]

Alexander is your straight arrow, follow the rules kid.  He crosses his t's and dots his i's.  He is careful and meticulous and you don't worry about him ever. Alexander will grow up and be CEO of a successful biotech company that will develop several new antihelmintic medicines.   His targeted consumer basis--third world countries and the overly worried DCUM posters--will make Alexander an extremely wealthy man, he'll be in the top 0.0001%.  However by the time his kids reach elementary school age, private school tuition will be greater than the GDP of Rhode Island, so he too will be forced to apply for financial aid if his only child Edward is to attend private school.  There the sultans' kids and the professional football players' kids all jeer at little Eddie and label him one of the "poors."

Thomas your golden child, baby of the family will become a GS-1 worker.  He will get married and have children.  At this point, you will suggest a family beach trip in Sanibel.  To pay for his share of the beach house, Thomas will be forced to borrow money from Alexander.  Once the trip begins,Thomas  will stake out the largest bedroom and leave poop residue in all the toilets.  His family will also eat up the majority of the groceries, including Alexander's personal box of Frosted Rice Krispies.  Naturally Thomas will forget to pay Alexander back, but not until after he gets mad at Alexander for having more money than him to begin with.   Aggravated at both boys, you and DH decide to move to Denmark and live out your days breeding heirloom Leghorn chickens.

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