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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Samira[/quote]

You were in the Peace Corps in Uzbekistan during 2005 and 2006 and dated a Moroccan doctor from Doctors Without Borders.  He had a Bosnian driver who had been a mercenary in Afghanistan but was in an IEP explosion and saved by anAlgerian mercenary who brought him to Uzbekistan.   At night the Bosnian, named Aziz, would sing of his wife, Samera, who he could not locate.  All of you fell into  singing along with him his plaintive plea for her return

When you returned to the States you went to grad school and now run a small nonprofit who provides weekend meals for poor children across the country.  One day you were visiting a center in Detroit and met an older Bosnian woman named Semira.  You asked a little bit about her but was told she spoke only to the children at the center.  On the flight home you were nauseous and feverish and suffered a severe flu like illness for seven days.  When you went back to your doctor, she asked if you could be pregnant noting when she checked your lymph nodes that your breasts seemed swollen

You were unexpectedly pregnant with your long time partner and both of you were overjoyed with the news.   You decided after a long delivery to Na,e the baby Semira, but a mistake was made on the birth certificate and the name appeared as Samira.   That was fine with you and your child is now a healthy happy five year old who sings and loves children. [/quote]

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