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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Conley[/quote]

You went to catholic school with the same group of friends since first grade and are known as "the fourteen friends."   Most of you went to Catholic colleges for undergrad and half went to secular schools for master or law degrees.   You get together for beach week once a year and have a big Christmas bash at one of the houses of the nine friends who stayed in the area.  The other five friends come in for the weekend.  All of you are 41 and still have the same husbands you married between ages 24 and 28, except you.  You had a bad first marriage at age 24 and were divorced at age 28.  Your mother begged you to apply for an annulment but you refused to do so on principle.  You met a nice man and married him at age 37 in a civil ceremony.

By then your thirteen friends had two to six children and all the good Irish names were taken, especially Connor, which was your dream boy name.  Your new husband is a sweetie and suggested Conley.  At first you didn't like the name but after three days of your mother praying that you would come up with a suitable name for the child, you agree on Conley.  He is the only Conley among the fourteen friends or your huge extended family.  He has freckles,, blondish red hair and a smile that your husband said will endear him to girls. Or at least you think that is what he meant when he said Conley would always get lucky with women[/quote]

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