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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]NP here. JUST reminisced about this with my brother:

Mom was so sure we'd die in a car accident as teenagers that she'd always ask if we had ID on us when we left the house so she "wouldn't have to wait weeks while they tried to ID the body."  :roll:

Yes, clearly she has issues.

File this under things I will never, ever say to my DD.[/quote]

Is your mom Jewish, by any chance? We are, and I actually had to go to therapy with my mother over the fact that she'd never let me get off the phone. She also takes 2 hours to say goodbye in person. I began avoiding phone calls altogether with her because I'd want to have a 20 minute call and it'd take her 20 minutes to say goodbye. There was always one more thing. Sometimes I'd wind up literally SCREAMING at her "MOM! I TOLD you, I have to GO! LET ME GOOOO!" and she'd be like, "Okay, oh, but Hannah-Rosie I just wanted to mention ... I saw a commercial and thought of you. It was for a seeing miniature horse." And I'd bang my head against the wall because I am not blind and do not have a horse fetish.

So we're at the therapist's office and the woman says, "Well what's going to happen if Hannah hangs up before you're finished? I mean, can't you just talk the next time? What'll happen? Will you DIE?" AND MY MOTHER SAID "YES, MAYBE."  WTF! [/quote]

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