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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Summary, please?

I’m confused.  Op got to keep the first ham?  The neighbors kept a second ham?

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OP here.  For all you ham lovers who are curious about the story, but don't want to read the longest online discussion of ham in the history of the internet, here's a summary.  (Sadly, no update, though.)

UPS delivered a ham, addressed to my house, with someone else's name.  (Third year in a row!)  Previously, we found the correct address on google and redelivered the ham.  Knocked on the door each time, but no contact with the neighbor, other than a note we left, asking them to correct their address with the sender.

This year, I was feeling especially lazy and did not want to redeliver the ham.  After way too much thought and much online discussion, decided to redeliver the ham.  In a last ditch effort to keep the ham, I contacted ham company.  Ham company said they would gladly contact the sender and correct the problem.  I get to keep the ham.

Later that same day, I receive a note in the mail box from the neighbors.  They know we have their ham, and they want it back.

So, I gave the ham back, and they will also be getting the corrected ham.

OP: 0 hams.  Neighbor: 2 hams.

Haiku version:
Misdelivered ham.
Came to my door, but now gone.
Lasagna instead.
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Thanks for answering the question.  But you really should tell the neighbor the company said you could keep a ham.  It makes no sense that the neighbor thinks they should receive two hams.[/quote]

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