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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]I believe We should appoint Trump as a special envoy to negotiate a deal with Putin for the safety of Ukrainian people.  This idea is very popular in Ukraine.[/quote]

Better yet ship him off to Ukraine so he can be the go-between. Best idea I've heard all day, but he must agree to get out of the helicopter at the Polish border, of course, leave the SS detail behind, the people love him, what does he need protection for?

Melania must wear her snazzy "I don't really care! Do you?" jacket, she speaks the language, right? In fact, she speaks 6 or 7 languages. She's like a One-woman Marching Band Diplomatic Rockstar Envoy. And she hates Dis Christmas, so ice clearly runs through her veins, good for negotiations.

Jared brought peace in the Middle East and ended world hunger in a month, time is of the essence, so he needs to leave like yesterday, get him on the advance team.

Ivanka will need something to do too. I heard she keeps the Ivanka fashion line of headscarves in mothballs in a warehouse in Crystal City, does anyone have a truck and a few pallets she can borrow, she'll need to come bearing gifts. The hearts and minds of the Babushka Grannies must be won.

Donald can't hold his cocaine, but maybe he's better with Vodka, if not Tiffany can give him tips, they will definitely need to attend so that they can lead up the social committee.

Sadly, I have a bad feeling poor Eric has turned states witness and will not be allowed to leave the country, but hey someone's gotta keep the home fires burning.

Not sure what Trump is going to do after he shows up, but that's nothing new, let him hang out in the hotel, give him some pampushkys and a remote control. That ought to keep him busy while this all gets worked out! [/quote]

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