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[quote=Anonymous]An old Jewish man is walking through the woods. He comes across a lamp, rubs it, and a genie pops out. The genie tells the Jewish man that he'll grant him one wish. The Jewish man takes out a map of the Middle East and explains to the genie that there has been nothing but war and bloodshed for centuries, and wishes for peace to that part of the world. The genie says that even with all of his powers he couldn't possibly grant that wish, and that it would be impossible. Is there any other wish I could grant you? The old Jewish man says "I've been married to the same Jewish lady for over 50 years, never once has she given my a blow job, can you get her once, before I die, to give me a blow job?" And the genie says, "Can I take a look at that map again?" [/quote]
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