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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Let me take a stab at recreating the 911 call...

[b]Operator[/b]:  911 what is your emergency
[b]Principle Heidi[/b]:  We found a deleted Microsoft form titled "Homophobic Hub Club" in the recycle bin of a student's Chromebook from 2-4 months ago.
[b]Operator[/b]:  Please describe the crime ma'am
[b]Principle Heidi[/b]:  Maybe you didn't hear me correctly, the child used the word "Homophobic" in the title of a club that he was thinking about starting!
[b]Operator[/b]:  And you say the suspect then deleted the club form?
[b]Principle Heidi[/b]:  Not until after he shared it with two of his friends.
[b]Operator[/b]:  So the said club was actually started?
[b]Principle Heidi[/b]:  No, like I said, it was deleted..... 4 months ago
[b]Operator[/b]:  Is the suspect currently in the school?
[b]Principle Heidi[/b]:  No, he is at the hospital visiting his friend who was choked unconscious on a school bus.
[b]Operator[/b]:  Wait, there was an assault that occurred on a school bus?  Should I send an officer to investigate?
[b]Principle Heidi[/b]:  Of course not.  Let's get back to the actual crime that took place - the deleted form with the word "Homophobic" in the title.  Can you confirm that this 12yo child will be charged as an adult?
[b]Operator[/b]:  We..... can't..... what?
[b]Principle Heidi[/b]:  Please hold one second..... Yes Trevor, please get a letter out to all the parents and make sure that a leaked copy makes it to the media..... boy, this is going to make me look like such a great leader
[b]Operator[/b]:  Hello... Ma'am....
[b]Principle Heidi[/b]:  Sorry.... sorry, I'm so excited.... I can't wait to tell all my friends about this....  When can I get an officer down here?  I secured the Chromebook in our evidence locker.
[b]Operator[/b]:  Evidence locker?
[b]Principle Heidi[/b]:  Actually, it's the empty locker in hallway 6 that hasn't worked since Timmy Chadwick's head got smashed into it.
[b]Operator[/b]:  What?  That sounds like a serious..... nevermind.... I know, back to the real crime.
[b]Principle Heidi[/b]:  I need an officer here NOW.
[b]Operator[/b]:  We can send an officer as soon as one is available.  Unfortunately, our budgets were cut.
[b]Principle Heidi[/b]:  Oh yea.... Sorry.... that might have been me.  I started a club in 2019 called "Defund Our Police Yesterday" (DOPY).  It was, like, so fun, we made t-shirts, met at TGI Fridays every Thursday (so ironic, right?).  Bottomless chili fries.... yummm. 
[b]Operator[/b]:  Ok, Ma'am.... an officer will be there soon.
&lt;click&gt;
[b]Operator[/b]:  This is dispatch... we have a code... umm... I don't think there is a code for this.  Please see Principle Heidi at Wood Middle School.  Apparently 4-months ago a 12yo child created a google form about a fake club with the word homophobic in the title, shared it with his friends for a cheap laugh and immediately deleted it.
[b]Officer[/b]:  &lt;facepalm&gt; 10-4

Your welcome!  &lt;wink&gt;
[/quote]

This is embarrassing. Your time to recreate something, your spelling, and you making light of a person doing their job. [/quote]

Actually, it’s pretty funny.  I like the Principal and agree that she was just doing what MCPS wants her to do.  But this post highlights the absurdity of MCPS.

Even the kids see how nonsensical this is.  Discussed it with my 13 year old yesterday.  [/quote]

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