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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Jewish person here, answering the OP's original question.

My view on Christianity, by sect, in no particular order ...

[b]Ethiopian Christianity:[/b] No opinion.
[b]Coptic Christianity:[/b] Cred for being the oldest surviving form of Christianity. Other than that, I guess it's sorta like Ethiopian Christianity?
[b]Eastern Orthodox:[/b] Gonna go out on a limb and lump Greek, Russian, Ukranian, Armenian, and other Balkan state flavors into this group. I like the antiquity of these guys, plus avoiding the whole Mary thing streamlines the religious doctrine. I'm a fan of long services in foreign languages so bonus points there. Excellent uniforms for clergy and there's the incense, which is nice.
[b]Catholicism:[/b] I'll be adding Episcopals into this category because setting aside the Pope thing, I can't tell the difference between them. I LOVE Catholicism. You got the antiquity (although a lot younger than the Coptics), you got incense and chanting in foreign tongues, and the uniforms. Solid hierarchy keeps things good and structured for both the religious services and doctrine. The Mary thing throws me for a loop. Why can't you just stay focused on Jesus, people?! I do like the Papacy since it serves as a nice homage to our long-defunct Head Priest of the Temple. Demerits for the Holy Trinity though. You're either a monotheistic religion or polytheistic. Pick a side!
[b]Non-Evangelical Protestantism[/b]: Inoffensive.
[b]Evangelical Protestantism:[/b] Magic words, wishful thinking, the "Gospel of Prosperity", and snake-handling. Blech. Embarrassing. A blight on Christianity as a whole.
[b]The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints:[/b] You might think that based on from my views of Evangelical Christianity I would HATE Mormonism. In fact, I do not. Yeah, it is lacking in the antiquity department and holds Rochester New York in high esteem, but there's something very PROFESSIONAL about LDS. When a Mormon shows up at my door it is readily apparent that this is a Christian sect that cares about the nuts and bolts of converting souls. No skimping on training. And the post-mortem conversion of souls is pure GENIUS. All other religions are mad that Mormons do this because it's a [i]fabulous [/i]idea that they didn't come up with. Oh, one last thing ... it pisses me off that I have to keep non-caffeinated beverages around in case Mormons drop by. That is sub-optimal.
[b]Messianic Judaism:[/b] The worst.[/quote]

I LOL'd. This is hilarious and fairly on-point.[/quote]

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