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[quote=Anonymous]If you want the epitome of subtle signs of old money class look no further than Senator Ted Kennedy. First his old man gets him into Harvard. After Teddy gets kicked out of Harvard for having somebody else take his Spanish exam, he then joined the army. When he enlisted he mistakenly signed up for four years. His old man, Joe the appeaser, got his stretch cut to two years and he kept Teddy out of Korea. Kennedy gets back into Harvard and finishes somehow. He then applied to UVA law school and, over the objections of the entire law school student body, got accepted. He openly stated that he was the dumbest guy in the school and repeatedly got away with speeding and drunk driving in Charlottesville. He then gets a seat in the United States Senate bought and paid for by the old man. He then gets away with vehicular homicide and leaving the scene of an accident. Mary Jo did not drown – she was trapped in the car and asphyxiated. He then drives his beautiful and cultured wife crazy and along with boozing buddy Chris Dodd mug waitresses in restaurants up and down the Eastern seaboard.[/quote]

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