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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]My kid isn't going to Elon after years at a DC top 5 private. 
Not happening. [/quote]

Here's what probably WILL be happening:
Drunken frat party binge drinking
Cocaine use
Possibly raping an unconscious girl, or being a girl who's unconscious or incapacitated and gets raped
Minimal consequences for above behavior -- which they engage in because MY GOD I AM FREE FROM THE HELICOPTER TIGER MOM
You'll accompany them to school interviews, internship interviews, job interviews; you'll try to argue their B- to an A
Your child ultimately doesn't get so far because they never were allowed to choose their own path...anywhere.[/quote]

Let me add to the PP's list:

Your kid will be a regular at the University counseling center, where he or she will be struggling with one or more of the following -- depression, crippling anxiety, substance abuse, eating disorder or substance abuse.  But hey, at least you won't have wasted your money on Elon. Which, you know, is good... because you'll need that money for their psychiatrist.[/quote]

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