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Reply to "DW's: Did you marry a guy who isn't that great in bed?"
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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Are these guys bad or just bad for you? By which I mean, are they doing things that would leave most women unsatisfied, or are you kind of difficult to please? I mean, if the guy says "wanna do it," paws tepidly at a boob for a few seconds, gets an erection with his tiny penis, sticks it in, cums in 30 seconds, then rolls over -- that's him being bad. If you need to be stroked clockwise for 20 seconds followed by 2.5 breaths and a drumming pattern while the cock crows at midnight during a new moon, then maybe he's not the problem. [/quote] Your description is my ex - except he had a normal sized penis and lasted more like 8 seconds. [/quote]
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