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[quote=Anonymous]I've always thought elf/shelf looked like those hideous sixties elves you see on old peoples trees.

My ex boyfriend's mum had a few tatty old elf ornaments (and most creepily a toddler child sized one she'd put in a rocking chair by the fire) and I can't say it wasn't one of the reasons we broke up. These things should have been tossed. I guess they were sentimental to her but they were hideous.

Some were super bald, with only one puncture point of hair in the top of their head and white hair that was now standing straight up and the felt on their suits was worn and thin in places.

The large toddler elf  (like 75 cm tall or so- bigger than 2 feet) had a dirty face always because she kept him wrapped in newspaper for the year when he was in storage. I would spend Christmas hating his dirty schadenfreude looking face but also not being able to bring myself to come near him to clean it.

TMI but as teenagers going at it under the tree when the adults were away, this boyfriend would always find a way to work the toddler elf into it... He'd position it so it was watching, or he'd have it under a pillow next to me, or he'd take it's elf hand and sneakily have it cup my boob when I was looking the other way. He only stopped when I made it's hand appear on him during an otherwise awesome blowjob.

To this day, DH threatens me with elf/shelf, knowing this story.[/quote]

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