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[quote=Anonymous]Herewith, the Top 10 Real Explanations for Harry Reid’s Injuries!

10. Unwisely intervened in a fight between the notoriously ill-tempered leprechaun and chupacabra.

9. Pushed down stairs in the Capitol by Chuck Schumer.

8. Accidentally read minority dissent by Clarence Thomas in random court case; banged face on desk in disgust.

7. Media mugging.

6. Attacked by gang of Christmas caroling clean coal spokescoals after his push for green energy put them out of a job.

5. Told Barbara Boxer he disagreed with a ruling from the Senate Ethics Committee, forcing her to reluctantly yet forcefully bring out her pimp hand.

4. Selfie with Loch Ness Monster gone horribly wrong.

3. Beta-testing super-authentic Mike Tyson Wii game.

2. Self-flagellation imposed as part of penance for voting for Iraq War.

And the No. 1 Real Explanation for Harry Reid’s Injuries…

1. Injured on the set of live-action version of The Simpsons, where he has a walk-on role as Mr. Burns.

http://www.reviewjournal.com/columns-blogs/politics/slash-politics/what-s-the-real-story-behind-reid-s-injuries

Ah, Harry.[/quote]

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