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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Its hard to explain the epic nature of this thread, but one of the amazing things about it is following the real time, rabid, sleuthing skills of the DCUM community, particular as compared to the OP's basic life skillz.

In part, OP was unable to provide a full picture up front. Started with missing boyfriend and spiraled from there. But key in the turning points of DCUM sympathy was when OP posted her BF was going hunting bobcat in N. Maine. Soon, DCUMers provided a chart proving that it was not bobcat season (but it was gray squirrel season) and thus "poaching bobcat" entered the vocabulary.

OP also posted numerous times on how she had, like, no way to find anyone to help her figure out what happened. Within a brief period of time, DCUMers had not only located a picture and name of the barbarically bearded, cow hauling lothario, who may or may not also be a meth dealer, but also his jolly uncle J, who runs an ice fishing business and has a Facebook page for his dog, or something and, importantly, was NOT hunting with his nephew over the weekend (sadly I missed the posts where the name was posted, so I have not been able to see Jolly Uncle J's FB page, but I hear he's quite a character).

DCUM provided numerous ways to contact Uncle J--and in fact, some perhaps did even contact him--but OP herself seems to have trouble with the mechanics of calling. We are all unclear as to whether OP actually called the sheriff or not, but perhaps Missing Boyfriend and Sheriff are in a meth cartel together.

Halfway through the thread, Jeff pulled up another thread from a couple months ago where OP was complaining that her "boyfriend" would often disappear for hours or days and not answer his phone, and that he lied about stuff. DCUM counseled that she DTMF, but one savvy poster, noting her ostrich like tendency to bury her head in the sand, predicted that she'd be back in two months complaining about him. Et voila. The OP's concern has gone from "Super concerned" to "slightly concerned" but has not yet been able to let it go.

I think we need to let DCUM handle this break up, but I am still trying to figure out the best way. At the very least,  MissingBoyfriend88 needs to see this thread so he can see what majesty he has wrought.

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