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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]A dog eats its own shit. Is a dog a filthy animal?[/quote] I don't know if I'd say a dog is a filthy animal but its definitely [i][b]dirty[/b][/i]. Besides, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way. [/quote] You've obviously never been up close and personal with a pig. As charming, smart and quirky as any dog. And they're ditsy because mud keeps them cool. Ultimately, they're not filthy like some animals. [/quote] http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Pulp_Fiction Vincent: Want some bacon? Jules: No, man. I don't eat pork. Vincent: Are you Jewish? Jules: Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all. Vincent: Why not? Jules: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals. Vincent: Yeah, but bacon tastes good. Pork chops taste good. Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eatin' nothing that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces. Vincent: How about a dog? Dog eats its own feces. Jules: I don't eat dog either. Vincent: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal? Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy, but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way. Vincent: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true? Jules: Well, we'd have to be talkin' about one charming motherfucking pig. I mean, he'd have to be ten times more charming than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm saying?[/quote]
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