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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Hi all, this is just a total vent. This is our first Halloween with 2 year old DS (lived out of the country last year) and we also just moved to a wonderful neighborhood where neighbors say whole family dresses up and trick or treats and there are also a couple of parties. DH is loving the idea of a family costume and DS wants to either be Elmo or a turtle (he liked the teenage ninja costume we saw). I however could stand to lose about 15 pounds, pretty much all in my horribly untoned thighs and hips. Still recovering from double knee surgery and my thighs look awful. On to my vent...why are ALL costumes for women incredibly short?! And if I look for a plus size costume (which I need anyways because I have H boobs) they are either still short or ridiculously expensive for something I'll wear one (like $80). I'm just getting frustrated that I keep having to poo poo ideas because I can't find anything for me to wear. At this point I think I'm going to have to make my own big bird costume with a yellow dress and feather boas. Vent over [/quote] Just buy a witches hat. If you have a black shirt and black maxi dress, you're a witch. You can also wear a black shirt and black leggings/yoga pants. All people care about are the hat and some makeup. Surely you can get that? One year I went as a black-eyed pea. Just cut out a letter "P" and pin it to your shirt, and put some black and blue make-up on one eye. Done.[/quote]
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