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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says ''Sorry we don't serve food in here'' [/quote] A string walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender points to a sign that says, "No Strings Allowed." So the string goes outside and ties a big double knot at the top to disguise himself and walks back in. He asks if he can get a drink and the bartender says, "Frayed knot."[/quote] I must know you b/c I thought I was the only person who knew that joke. :-) [/quote] Everyone knows that joke. Though I've always heard it with the rope saying "I'm a frayed knot" not the bartender. [/quote]
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