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[quote=Anonymous]A man and his pet snake walk into a bar for a night of heavy drinking. They have a few beers, then move on to mixed drinks then have a few shooters. The bartender says "last call" and the man says " one more for me and one more for my pet snake". The bartender sets them up, they shoot them back and suddenly the snake falls over dead. The man throws some money on the bar and starts to leave. The bartender yells, " hey buddy, you can't just leave that lyin' there" to which the man replies, "That's not a lion, that's a snake".[/quote]
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